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    My, "I AM GOING TO PRISON" Post.... lolzors 

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    Phara
    Published on January 8th, 2012 03:23 PM
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    Ahhh, my lovelies... my beautiful beautiful Ninjas and Ninjess... It be Phara. o_O

    I was sentenced yesterday and I'm currently at my parents' house with Candee. My official punishment is 22 months in federal prison, $210,000 to our poor victims, the MPAA, and 500 hours of community service. By the way, this is not state jail, I MUST serve at least 85% of my time. So for everyone thats like, fuck it, she's out in a few months... BITE ME.



    Know this guys, Neil MacBride, the dude in charge of this whole thing wanted the judge to make me an example. My "inflated sense of self-importance" and "substantial ego", blah blah blah, should ofc validate putting me in prison for 4-5 years. For sharing. Yes. Sharing. Insanity.


    I know it is ridiculous that I'm going away at all... I know, and I know that there is a huge inclination to hate on the judge for giving me such a sentence, but know this, probably any other judge on that bench would have given me what the government asked for... because they are the motherfuckin' government, and could do whatever they want. He gave me less than half of what the government wanted and though it is harsh... we are file sharers ffs... I can do 22 months on my motherfuckin head. In fact for the first time in years, I can probably not dread the first of the month coming around. I'll drop a couple of pounds, pick up another degree or something, and make 17 cents an hour making license plates. //care. Fuck a landlord.


    I'm not scared. I'm not crying. I'm strong. WE ARE STRONG. STAND BEHIND THE OTHERS. YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE. THOSE THAT ARE HERE ARE EVERYTHING. I am the Queen, and I'm eating this bitch with motherfuckin ice cream on top... STAY TOGETHER. MAKE IT ALL WORTH IT. Debate, Art, Music, Literature, BANTER... Everything that we are and everything we ever wanted to build is still within these halls. EVOLUTION is coming and though it will be quieter and smaller than it should have been, it will be beautiful and it will be sincere, and it will be proper.

    FUCK THE MPAA.

    THIS SHIT IS NINJA.

    Love,
    Phara... the fuckin Queen of this Bitch





    Welcome to vbulletin!!! The new face of ninja! 

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    Phara
    Published on October 4th, 2010 02:23 PM
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    O_O

    It's big, right? Word.

    Hello everyone, welcome to VBulletin, our newest incarnation of the NinjaVideo Forum. We're all... particularly htrdfrk, a bit bleary-eyed after trying to sort the standard permissions and functions for the last two days or so. It takes a moment to get your bearings around here. We'll be setting up a feedback thread for all questions and comments, but we ask for your patience as we have to learn quite a few things at the same time. In the coming weeks though you will be seeing clear advantages as we bring the board up to its full functionality. We'll be integrating the SaveNinjaVideo Blog more closely to the forum, bringing up sub-sub forums, and releasing features that will make everything from your profile to your forum alerts customizable. It's exciting to be honest.

    Now, for those like me, perhaps a bit more wide-eyed to general technologies and very used to Pun... this is a much easier transition than one might expect. This is a premium software and no work is being spared to make this as intuitive as possible to the Ninja User. There is a forum glitches thread that should be used to report any bugs you find and I think there will be an Ask a Mod thread for things like title issues.

    Welcome to the new face of the boards folks. We're anticipating all kinds of fancy things with all VBulletin allows. Please have fun getting to know it as we do.


    Love,
    Phara
    & All the NinjaVideo Staff
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